Jameela Jamil is really coming for celebs throats and I’m fucking here for it
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Good reasons to get stronger:
- Lift girlfriend.
- Lift wife (someday, I hope).
- Protect women.
- Intimidate men.
honestly i have saved a lot of hassle by specifically requesting to be treated by female medical professionals whenever possible
to clarify
- there are plenty of good (and mediocre, and lousy) medical professionals of any gender.
- institutional sexism is a big problem in healthcare. big problem. huge. also racism & other types of discrimination. women and minorities are statistically likely to receive worse care.
- yes, female health professionals (like all women) are also capable of perpetuating sexism.
- if you are perceived female, requesting that female professionals handle your care is a useful way to lower the odds that medical gender bias will get in the way of your treatment.
and here’s an article on how statistically female doctors have better patient outcomes & lower mortality rates (no matter the gender of the patient). the patients with the highest mortality rates? women treated by male doctors. one reason for this: female practitioners tend to spend more time listening to their patients, and are less likely to dismiss patient concerns.
the final takeaway: whatever the gender, find a doctor who listens.
Breaking news: Local Dipshit Doesn’t Know what a Necklace is
IM SCREAMING HOLY SHIT THESE PEOPLE REALLY DONT KNOW HOW BEING FAT WORKS
no no no. just hear me out. we bring back highway robbery. we become highwaymen. we only steal from the rich people. it’ll be great i swear.
also we blast the pirates of the caribbean theme every time we jump off an overpass onto the back of the rich cars below.
I’m into it
welcome to the crew
Modern Robin Hood of the Caribbean
i like you
Can we use swords?
i’m afraid swords are mandatory
Hello afraid swords are mandatory, I’m Dad!
Dad^bot^1.
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Beep-boop!dad bot i would die for you
Yeet
can I join?
Be gay do crimes is my philosophy
yes but you have to wear it as a patch on the back of your mandatory leather jacket
Can I get band patches aswell?
but of course
Fuck yeah thanks dude
Do we get to wear rainbow bandannas over our faces and yell AVAST YE BUCKEROO and GIDDYUP MATEY?
Can I say “yeehaw you blithering wench” each time I stab my cutlass through the window of a Ford Fusion Hybrid
yes to both of these. truly you are the voices of our generation
consider: la la land, but with lesbians
Black lesbians so that the film doesn’t grossly whitewash jazz and the actual struggles black musicians went through 🙂
Consider: La La Land with black lesbians played by actresses who can actually sing and dance so instead of being a lack luster imitation of the golden age musical it is the sparkling revival of the genre with modern sensibilities.
starring samira wiley and janelle monáe











