The Dvorovoi(Russian: Дворово́й) is a Slavic spirit of the courtyard. It was associated with a farmstead’s grounds, cattle shed, and stable. The dvorovoi is similar to the house spirit domovoi, though it was less benevolent. A dvorovoi was considered more dangerous than a domovoi as it could pose a threat to livestock, particularly animals with white fur.
The strongest lesbian power move I’ve ever seen is when right before going into an event I watched a butch let her femme gf put a big red lipstick kiss mark on the butch’s white collar shirt
Anna & Elena Balbusso (Italian, Twins, b. Udine, Italy) – Illustrations for Eugene Onegin by Alexander Pushkin. Mixed Media
Anna & Elena Balbusso (Italian, Twins, b. Udine, Italy) – Illustrations for Eugene Onegin by Alexander Pushkin. Mixed Media
Anna & Elena Balbusso (Italian, Twins, b. Udine, Italy) – Illustrations for Eugene Onegin by Alexander Pushkin. Mixed Media
Anna & Elena Balbusso (Italian, Twins, b. Udine, Italy) – Illustrations for Eugene Onegin by Alexander Pushkin. Mixed Media
Anna & Elena Balbusso (Italian, Twins, b. Udine, Italy) – Illustrations for Eugene Onegin by Alexander Pushkin. Mixed Media
i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out
You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.
Okay weirdly this exact situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown, not both.
Two things I learned.
One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they’re sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.
Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.
However, the fireman was very nice about it and accepted my apology.
didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are
’He kept messing up his hair,’ said Harry in a pained voice.’ is maybe one of my fav lines jkr has ever written like Harry actually cannot deal with what a complete moron his father is
I’m just glad that, even dead, James Potter got to be the Embarrassing Parent.