The record industry insists that all unauthorized copies represent lost sales. So Peter “brokep” Sunde, co-founder of The Pirate Bay, has built a machine that makes 100 copies per second of Gnarls Barkley’s “Crazy,” storing them in /dev/null (which is to say, deleting them even as they’re created).
The machine, called a “Kopimashin,” is globbed together out of a Raspberry Pi, some hacky python that he doesn’t want to show anyone, and an LCD screen that calculates a running tally of the damages he’s inflicted upon the record industry through its use. The 8,000,000 copies it makes every day costs the record industry $10m/day in losses. At that rate, they’ll be bankrupt in a few weeks at most.
people who say jake peralta isn’t bisexual because all the moments that hint at it in the show “play as jokes” clearly have never talked to a bisexual person or seen a comedy before
Galaxy brain: Jake is bi as hell but also completely oblivious, and he is still in that stage where you just assume everyone is a little bit gay. It has not occurred to him that many men are only attracted to women.
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