1dietcokeinacan:

“This Is Why You’re Always So Tired”

dinosaurrainbowstarfish:

bethboxin:

Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:

Ron is 12 years old.

Ron stole a car.

Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.

I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what I thought. Bitch.

Harry woke up at 3 am, wrote this, and went back to sleep.

maximumdongerdrive:

natekleh:

maximumdongerdrive:

TUMBLR STAFF NEEDS YOUR HELP

To DELETE all PORN BOTS! To do this they’ll need your:

• Credit card number
• 3 digits on the back
• Social security number

But you gotta act quick so they can remove the spam and SAVE Tumblr!

To anyone that reads this and DOES send the listed items. THIS IS NOT REAL

Do not (and I mean DO NOT) actually send over your numbers cause this is probably a scam and people on the internet that find it might use your number for SCAMS.

TUMBLR SHOULD NOT NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER OR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER TO DELETE PORN BOTS

Shout out to this guy who has never heard of a joke in his life and thinks it’s his own responsibility to defend the community

missymalice:

missymalice:

one of my biggest pet peeves is when people are like, “i don’t care, my significant other can go through my phone. i have nothing to hide.” 

okay. first of all.

wanting a partner to respect your privacy doesn’t necessarily go hand in hand with “having something to hide.” maybe you’d just prefer that they trust you without putting you under surveillance like a fucking prisoner? 

second.

it’s not only your privacy. if you’re cool with that shit, i really hope you’re informing all your friends and family members who discuss their personal lives with you that they should be prepared for your shitty SO to read through all their messages to you, but i’m betting you’re not doing that. 

maybe your bestie from high school doesn’t want your boyfriend seeing her emotional messages about her recent breakup? maybe your sister doesn’t want him reading her messages about struggles with her kids or her marriage? maybe your friend with mental health issues isn’t counting on you sharing their struggles with anyone else? 

maybe you should grow up and realize that if your partner loves and respects you, they’ll believe you have nothing to hide without checking for themself. 

some of you in the comments are dense as hell. your trust issues brought on by past cheaters do not give you free reign to emotionally abuse your partner. sorry, work on yourself and then get into a relationship because if you feel the need to do this shit, you’re not ready.